i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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