i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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