I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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