Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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