i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
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