Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
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Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
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WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.