im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
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and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
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I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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