Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
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you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
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My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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