I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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