Im at strip club and am horny
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
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