How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
it hurts more in the daytime
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
your like the ambassador to my penis.
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Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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