You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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