Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
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Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
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i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Randomize