for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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