sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
