Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
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I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
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I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I enjoy the company of your penis
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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