No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
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i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
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I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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