I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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