At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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