Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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