I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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