I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Farmville is her only friend.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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