i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
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There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
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I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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