windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
