Just fell off a train. Bad.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
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My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
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You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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