Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
