Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
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I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
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Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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