Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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