Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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