Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
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he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
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I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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