who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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