Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
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i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
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Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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