She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
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i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
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Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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