How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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