I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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