Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
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Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
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I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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