Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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