This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I feel like a drive thru vagina
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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