i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
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