have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
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Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
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After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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