You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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