wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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