with your own penis?
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
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He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
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I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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