You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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