I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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