weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
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Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
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Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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