i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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