Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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