just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
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Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
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We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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