so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
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we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
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My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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