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I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.

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(843): I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's. http://tfl.nu/1kcz

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im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy

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(925): im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy http://tfl.nu/0d9q

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There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g

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(508): There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g http://tfl.nu/5ffp

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After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant

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(716): After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant http://tfl.nu/56nj

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(562): View more from California

even your uterus rejects him.

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apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.

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(562): even your uterus rejects him. (1-562): apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body. http://tfl.nu/g0cm

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Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs

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(440): Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs http://tfl.nu/58d0

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She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever

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(229): She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever http://tfl.nu/g4y3

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As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.

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(978): As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine. http://tfl.nu/djyf

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(765): View more from Indiana

That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition

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(765): That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition http://tfl.nu/31mo

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Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?

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(701): Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard? http://tfl.nu/5yc2

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(410): View more from Maryland

Let's just rave with boners that last for hours

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(410): Let's just rave with boners that last for hours http://tfl.nu/lox1

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(616): View more from Michigan

youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.

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(616): youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for. http://tfl.nu/hm3o

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(906): View more from Michigan

cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go

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IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS

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(906): cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go (319): IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS http://tfl.nu/nt8z

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Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least

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(541): Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least http://tfl.nu/6jj4

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.

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(+44): It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution. http://tfl.nu/zvzs

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