I'm jealous of your bromance
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
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there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
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He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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