True but thats because hes a fetus.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
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Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
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Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
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