Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
smell my finger.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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