Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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