how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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