the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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