I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
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He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
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I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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