Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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