So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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