I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
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i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
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I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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