I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
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Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
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We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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